Thing is, you’re all ‘ho ho ho they were funny in the olden times before this type of thing looked kinda creepy and weird.’

But introducing….

THE DADDLE!

It’s made by a company called Cashel and either someone working there needs to find an outlet for their desires or else they just have a mega-awesome sense of humour and a hands-off-the-wheel supervisor cos seriously, click the link and check out the picture on the homepage.

Anyway, the Daddle is about thirty bucks on amazon. I’m buying six and building an army.