“I know I’ve been really getting stuck into shitty homemade pizza lately but seriously, what the fuck is this?  what is the green topping?  I have absolutely no idea. Are they really big chives?  Is this actually a homemade pizza or some kind of pie?  Did someone run over a turtle, cover it in cheese and put it in the oven?  Why should I have to ask so many questions about a pizza?”

-Cook Suck writes about peoples bad choices re food photos on facebook / blogs. Hilariously, in case you couldn’t tell.